theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

(Source: deanspudding, via dutchster)

a-flying-emu:

bunniferbennett:

say it with me:

makeup is gender neutral

I whispered “makeup is gender neutral” out loud on the train and the guy next to me looked at me weird but then whispered “fuck yea” back

(Source: rabbittwalter, via dutchster)

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

—Sun Tzu, The Art of War (via observando)

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

(via escapingshadows)

escapingshadows:

irredescent:

One of my favourite things is when you don’t find someone all that physically attractive but then you get to know them and their personality starts to shine through their features and they become the most beautiful and exquisite creature.

for my dear friend.

People were really happy to see Ted happy after all this time. He’s probably suffered the most of all the characters on the show. He’s been punched around literally and figuratively, and I think there was some relief seeing him happy and with a person who loves his jokes and got his weird things because she has her own weird things. It’s just the happiness of someone you care about. I think that speaks to something really nice. That people care about him, they care about the show and want him to be okay.
- Josh Radnor

(Source: neuralmente, via the-absolute-best-posts)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

image

IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via dutchster)

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

(Source: collegehumor, via dutchster)

momjpg:

vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

IM LAUGHING SO HARD at #6 omFG how do these people even survive

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

(via dutchster)

tarklovishki:

ankle-deep-in-seawater:

i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:

goodbyecharmcity:

mortuus-lamia:

Amazing photos!

the past was fucked up

the present ain’t too much better

"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"

"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"

"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"

"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"

*BAM*

"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"

"ifckinhateyu"

"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."

What?”

"My child is a plant."

(via simplywonders)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY